Where will I be at 9:59 tonight? I will be sitting on the edge of my couch waiting to hear J.P. or Ben (for the record my bet is J.P.).
See, I have a shameful secret, I'm a Bachelor/Bachelorette fan. I'm not proud of it, and every year I try stop the Bachelor. It's not a good show and it's demeaning to women, but every time a new season starts I get sucked in.
Every season I vow, "I won't get sucked into that show again," but then I hear those 5 magic words, "The most dramatic episode ever!" My mind starts racing...
More dramatic than the time when the Bachelor changed his mind after he picked the girl.
MORe DrAmAtIC thAn ThE tImE tHe BaCHeLor PiCkeD NeiTHeR GIrl.
MORE DRAMATIC THAN WHEN THE BACHELOR SWITCHED PLACES WITH HIS TWIN BROTHER TO SEE WHICH GIRLS NOTICED AND THUS PROVED THEIR UNDYING LOVE FOR THE BACHELOR!
...and at those 5 magical words, I'm hooked again.
Yes, at 9:59 I will be on pins and needles waiting to see who gets the girl and who gets the limo ride of tears. Where will I be from 10:00-10:02? I will be ranting, "I will never watch that show again! Never! There's a reason why he's still a bachelor!," and then at 10:03 Shad will say, "Hey Honey! The Bachelorette after the final Rose special is on, and it's the most dramatic one yet," and I will shamefully take my place on the couch sucked in by that dreadful show again.